Funny Aquarium Jokes

There are some goldfish aquarium jokes no one knows to tell your friends and to make you laugh out loud take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers or where the setup is the punchline.

Funny aquarium jokes. The zoo has an aquarium a lion cage and a bird cage but it is in horrible condition. But daddy went swimming. Jokes about aquarium fish sea etc.

A fisherman went to catch some fish at the seaside. 142 806 jokes 59 296 thumbs up 5 432 active users 904 visitors online 3 871 topics 10 697 humor websites 40 653 humor links related topics. To see a sturgeon.

Are you here to catch fish. Why did the little boy not eat his sushi. Betta tank mates takashi amano amano shrimp mosquito larvae living together hiding places water quality live plants fish tank.

When he sailed into open sea a shark emerged from the water. A man had an uncle who happened to own a zoo. Following is our collection of goldfish jokes which are very funny.

Which fish go to heaven. Why did the fish get bad grades. Aquarium jokes that are not only about betta but actually working tank puns like til that a school of piranhas can strip all the flesh off of a child s body in less than a minute and did you know that a piranha can devour a human child to the bone in seconds.

An article about fish puns wouldn t be complete without a few jokes too. When the bride asked their waiter why the aquarium had no fish in it he smiled broadly and said that s not an aquarium that s the swimming pool waiter pool honeymoon aquarium. Where do sick fish go a.